yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

(via youarebetterthanvodka)

cravings:

do the illuminati call themselves illuminaughty when they’re horny

(via assholes-and-elbowss)

westernkanye:

westernkanye:

i’m going to survey and see if it’s true that a guys lips are the same color as the head of their penis

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(via loose-seams-and-bad-dreams)

destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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(Source: scottish, via assholes-and-elbowss)