bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

image

(via orgasmic-humor)

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

(via ruins-made-by-man)

wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

imagemm gurl 

(Source: desparate, via assholes-and-elbowss)

imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.

(via psychedelic-depression)

shslkittycatlady:

zanareid:

slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

image

I’m fuCkING SCREAMING

(via psychedelic-depression)

katkinkat:

i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league

(Source: baebees, via psychedelic-depression)

justicecaravan:

you know when you follow someone and they follow you right back or the other way around and you always like eachothers posts and you can tell that they’re a great person even though you never spoke to them what a beautiful nonexistent friendship 

(Source: firstfield, via psychedelic-depression)

hulkgains:

my main problem is that im not consistent. one minute i workout and eat like a fitness model and another min im a greasy slob too lazy to reach for the remote thats within arms reach.

(via societyofdeception)